What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 16:09

So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
No way
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Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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