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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 16:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Would deporting illegal aliens alleviate the housing crisis?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

No go.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Do women like watching men sucking men?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why isn't the FBI raiding all Silicon Valley companies like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, WhatsApp, TikTok, Reddit, Google, Yahoo, YouTube, Disqus, Wikipedia for censoring the World through their Ban cartel violating the constitution freespeech laws?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Trump is shot, tackled by SS agents, yet then stands, defiant, with fist high, and 52 hours later, walks into the Republican Convention to thunderous applause. Is there anything that can stop this man, who loves his country? Does he get your vote?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

No way

Is a light therapy mask a good investment?

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysts Look to Tesla’s Robotaxi Launch After Stock Hit From Musk-Trump Spat - Investopedia

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

What are the signs that a guy wants to marry you but is afraid of commitment or does not want to get married at all?